My Life as a Pet Butler

A place where innocence is universal

“Me and Squish.” Photo: John P. Weiss

I used to be a police chief in charge of a multi-million dollar budget.

I hired police officers and emergency dispatchers. I was responsible for the safety of an entire city. I reported to a city manager and city council and chaired both the County Police Chief’s Association and the Animal Services Administration. I even served as…